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Post any jokes here!
Tyler Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm
Any jokes!
Dirty, clean, your mom, chuck norris, insults, anything!
I'll start.
A guy walks into the hospital with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a broken arm.
The nurse says, "What happened?" and the guy responds, "Well, I was golfing with my wife, and she accidentally hit his ball into a field full of cows. I walked over there and realized it was in the cows ass. I lifted up the cow's tail.."
The nurse replies, "And then what?"
The man says, "I called out to my wife, hey baby, this looks like yours!"
;D
Dirty, clean, your mom, chuck norris, insults, anything!
I'll start.
A guy walks into the hospital with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a broken arm.
The nurse says, "What happened?" and the guy responds, "Well, I was golfing with my wife, and she accidentally hit his ball into a field full of cows. I walked over there and realized it was in the cows ass. I lifted up the cow's tail.."
The nurse replies, "And then what?"
The man says, "I called out to my wife, hey baby, this looks like yours!"
;D
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umm a bit racist
Kisor Mon May 18, 2009 3:13 pm
yeah sorry jess made me delete
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Re: Post any jokes here!
Tyler Mon May 18, 2009 3:20 pm
no racist jokes D:
also guys, if you're gonna post here..
post a joke with your reply.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
- Because the grass tickles their balls. ;D
also guys, if you're gonna post here..
post a joke with your reply.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
- Because the grass tickles their balls. ;D
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Re: Post any jokes here!
Jesus Too? Tue May 19, 2009 12:27 am
Lol Old As Shit dude...joe22444 wrote:YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCHED THE COUCH
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Jesus Too? Tue May 19, 2009 5:47 am
lol?HeRo wrote:i dont have jokes in english ><
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Starz Tue May 19, 2009 6:58 am
Tyler wrote:no racist jokes D:
also guys, if you're gonna post here..
post a joke with your reply.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
- Because the grass tickles their balls. ;D
LOL i love this joke!!
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Re: Post any jokes here!
Rift Tue May 19, 2009 6:19 pm
To gain credit with Asian women, you insert coins in their eyes.
I'm Asian so I get away with this one! : O
I'm Asian so I get away with this one! : O
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Re: Post any jokes here!
joe22444 Wed May 20, 2009 9:42 pm
ive heard that a lot of timesmonkeywepsx wrote:why was 6 afraid of 7, caz 7 8 9
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Dango Thu May 21, 2009 2:41 pm
Yo Mama is so fat I accidentally took a picture of her last Christmas and the Picture is still printing. TeeHee.
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Rift Fri May 22, 2009 7:25 am
Your momma's so stupid that when I told her that none of her jokes made any sense, she screeched "YES THEY DO! LOOK!" and smashed a jar of pennies over her head.
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joe22444 Sat May 23, 2009 11:19 pm
yo momma is soo fat when i told her to haul ass IT TOOK HER 2 TRIPS!
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monkeywepsx Sun May 24, 2009 6:49 pm
why didn't the chicken cross the road? caz there was a KFC on the other side
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thesies Mon May 25, 2009 4:30 pm
Heres Ones Its Pretty Long, But Funny At The End.
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"
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