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Post  Tyler on Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm

Any jokes!
Dirty, clean, your mom, chuck norris, insults, anything!

I'll start.
A guy walks into the hospital with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a broken arm.
The nurse says, "What happened?" and the guy responds, "Well, I was golfing with my wife, and she accidentally hit his ball into a field full of cows. I walked over there and realized it was in the cows ass. I lifted up the cow's tail.."
The nurse replies, "And then what?"
The man says, "I called out to my wife, hey baby, this looks like yours!"

;D

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umm a bit racist

Post  Kisor on Mon May 18, 2009 3:13 pm

yeah sorry jess made me delete


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Re: Post any jokes here!

Post  Tyler on Mon May 18, 2009 3:20 pm

no racist jokes D:
also guys, if you're gonna post here..
post a joke with your reply.


Why do midgets laugh when they run?
- Because the grass tickles their balls. ;D

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Re: Post any jokes here!

Post  Sora on Mon May 18, 2009 8:59 pm

wow wtf? Mad
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Post  joe22444 on Mon May 18, 2009 10:51 pm

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCHED THE COUCH

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Post  Jesus Too? on Tue May 19, 2009 12:27 am

joe22444 wrote:YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCHED THE COUCH
Lol Old As Shit dude...
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Post  HeRo on Tue May 19, 2009 1:16 am

i dont have jokes in english ><
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Post  Jesus Too? on Tue May 19, 2009 5:47 am

HeRo wrote:i dont have jokes in english ><
lol?
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Re: Post any jokes here!

Post  Starz on Tue May 19, 2009 6:58 am

Tyler wrote:no racist jokes D:
also guys, if you're gonna post here..
post a joke with your reply.


Why do midgets laugh when they run?
- Because the grass tickles their balls. ;D


LOL i love this joke!!
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Re: Post any jokes here!

Post  Tyler on Tue May 19, 2009 3:19 pm

@ Jess.
I know - hilarious, right?

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Post  monkeywepsx on Tue May 19, 2009 5:09 pm

why was 6 afraid of 7, caz 7 8 9

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Post  Rift on Tue May 19, 2009 6:19 pm

To gain credit with Asian women, you insert coins in their eyes.

I'm Asian so I get away with this one! : O

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Post  joe22444 on Wed May 20, 2009 9:42 pm

monkeywepsx wrote:why was 6 afraid of 7, caz 7 8 9
ive heard that a lot of times

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Post  Dango on Thu May 21, 2009 2:41 pm

Yo Mama is so fat I accidentally took a picture of her last Christmas and the Picture is still printing. TeeHee.
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Post  Rift on Fri May 22, 2009 7:25 am

Your momma's so stupid that when I told her that none of her jokes made any sense, she screeched "YES THEY DO! LOOK!" and smashed a jar of pennies over her head.

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Post  MasterVinh on Sat May 23, 2009 1:38 pm

Lol funny jokes Smile post more
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Post  joe22444 on Sat May 23, 2009 11:19 pm

yo momma is soo fat when i told her to haul ass IT TOOK HER 2 TRIPS!

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Post  monkeywepsx on Sun May 24, 2009 6:49 pm

why didn't the chicken cross the road? caz there was a KFC on the other side

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Post  thesies on Mon May 25, 2009 4:30 pm

Heres Ones Its Pretty Long, But Funny At The End.

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"
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